After the success (somewhat) of the top 10 most annoying types of students, I will be offering in the next 2 weeks a new list:
The top 10 types of girls you run into at university
10
The Nerd
Instead of brushing her hair, washing her face or even possibly taking a bath every morning the nerd chooses to spend her time reading a book, coursework. She takes 10 or more days to study for the smallest of exams and yet fails to get one of the highest grades.
9
The Teacher's Pet
Whether she chooses to wear short skirts to get the attention of the teachers (usually male :P), or she tries to help with every single activity the teacher does, she will always remain the teacher's pet. Getting high grades is (usually) easy, just show some skin, pass by office hours, attempt to act cute and smart. And finally, if all fails, offer yourself as the teacher's secretary.
8
The annoying frenchies
No nose was ever higher than that of the annoying frenchies (figuratively speaking). It's not enough to consider yourself way more important than other people and find yourself really beautiful, you have to try to backstab potential friends, attempt to use people as much as possible whenever possible and do it all while speaking French! ... DIE (NOTE: Entry Requirements: G-string or equivalent)
7
The "I wanna husband" type
Ever since she got into university and didn't find herself in any of the domains. She decides that the best option for her would be to find a husband. Her search will include many people, until she finds THE ONE, the one that agrees to marry her that is. After achieving the goal (however unlikely), the possible side effects may include the ignoring/removal of people. Well, good luck IWH.
6
The "I know it all" type
Well, the way she speaks, you would think she has already won the nobel prize for understanding (yes they created that category just for her). No material exists that she fails to grasp. Still, she fails to do well on exams in some courses mainly because of stupid calculation mistakes and bad luck (no comment). From electronics to programming she is the best at getting everything. She also shares some qualities with the nerd. Ignoring the hygiene issues, the nerd and our girl here have the same passion for studying and reading.
5
The "Boob Lady"
One of the first girls you notice (well... :P), this one never fails to show her breasts whenever possible. Whether to attract lackies or men, to maintain a certain image or to affect the subconscious of men, this girl uses what she has and uses it well. Although some of these girls may be smart and quite normal, others may have some psychological issues including one or more of the following: inferiority complex, superiority complex, masochism and many others. So next time you see a boob lady, make sure to get to know her well before you get blinded by her bosom. Another word of advice, beware the hair :)
Stay tuned for the final list, at the end of next week.
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